How To Be An ASMR Master
Tori D., Writer
September 1, 2018
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Hey Coyotes, welcome back to Day Creek Howl (said in a creepy, whispery tone). Today I will be showing you how to be a master at A-S-M-R. First of all, tap everything that you have around your house (or wherever you are). Start tapping your fridge, your bedroom door, and even your dog. After that,...
Interviews With Celebrities About The End-Of-The-Year
May 14, 2018
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We interviewed a couple of celebrities about their school experience as we near the end of the year and head toward summer break. What would you say to students taking end-of-the-year testing, Michael? ...
Backpack Add-Ons
Isabelle P., Writer
May 8, 2018
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Ever lift a backpack and find it surprisingly light? Do your friends complain about how heavy their backpacks are and make you feel left out? Well you don’t have to wonder anymore. Introducing the NEW and IMPROVED backpack add-ons kit! Ten-pound dumbbell keychains that actually do weigh ten poun...
Shower Power!
Emily L., Writer
March 5, 2018
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Have you ever experienced writers block for an essay? Have you ever needed inspiration, but it wouldn’t come to you? Well we have the solution for you! Try using the age old trick, Shower Power! This method has been used for decades, and it works like a charm! You can find this magic liquid eve...
ODD-The Next Medical Phenomenon
Demiana G., Writer
February 22, 2018
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There is a new phenomenon spreading across the nation. It is known as ODD, also known as Obsessive Disney Disorder. As it states in the name, ODD is a term used for anyone who is obsessed with Disney. If you say you have never seen this happen, think of all the little girls who walk around dressed a...
I EXCEL! Not.
Isabelle P., Writer
February 21, 2018
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97. 98. 99. Aaaaand 53. Sound familiar? You’re probably suffering from Ineffective eXtracurricular Learning disorder, also known as IXL. Teachers assign painful lists of skills we are required to “master,” then promptly forget. Until, that is, the night before they’re due, during which w...
Nerd Box Challenge
Isabelle P., Writer
February 3, 2018
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Videos circulating on social media are showing naive parents opening Nerd boxes and pouring them into their washing machines or rinsing off the box and tossing them in whole. Experts say the game, dubbed the “Nerd Box Challenge” is very dangerous for washing machines around the country. “You...
Stocking Time Or Stalking Time?
Renee D., Writer
December 19, 2017
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Christmas- the only time parents don’t seem to care about an old man breaking into houses and stealing food. Is Christmas time really a jolly ol’ holiday or is it something far more sinister? For example, Elf on the Shelf. Lots of people have these creatures in their homes to bring out...
How Students Come To School
December 19, 2017
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We here at the Day Creek Howl have found a new fun way to arrive to school. As you know, we have been having some high winds recently. What if this was a new transportation method? “My parents forgot to pick me up, so I tried to umbrella home, but I ended up her...
The i-Ready, the Road to Failure
Demiana G., Writer
December 8, 2017
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Ah, the i-Ready test! Those three magical times during the year where students spend hours and hours guessing the answers to questions they don’t know while trying to keep their eyelids open. How wonderful! It obviously makes sense that we spend half of that dreadful day preparing for another day t...
LaVar Ball Traded for UCLA Basketball Players
Jonas D., Writer
November 30, 2017
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LiAngelo Ball and two other players on the UCLA basketball team were recently arrested in China for shoplifting. This offense reputedly comes with a ten-year jail sentence. Fortunately for the college basketball players, President Donald Trump worked out a deal with the president of China, Xi Jinping....
The 334 Comandments
Sydnee R. and Isabelle P.
November 15, 2017
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Let’s be honest here, the DCIS student code is flawless. The fine for wearing an overwhelming amount of red (up to $300) is totally reasonable. How could anyone be so naive of its “hazard to the health and safety of the school environment” (according to our PACK planner). And don’t get us st...
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