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Top 15 Cheesy Puns That Are Actually Clever

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Image credited to Ella D.

Image credited to Ella D.

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Abigail N., Writer

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What is your way of getting a laugh out of someone? I know mine.

Puns. The jokes that are so cheesy, you can’t help but laugh. They crack you up, at least most of the time. Here are some of the cheesiest puns that are actually pretty clever, that will (hopefully) make you laugh.  

  1. What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business. (With an accent, it’s even funnier.)
  2. Why does NASA not like throwing parties? They have to planet. True, it’s really a big struggle.
  3. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired. Help out your local bike today.
  4. What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Just don’t climb it, you’ll get trampled.
  5. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. Hmm, maybe I can finally persuade my parents to get me a dinosaur.  
  6. You should learn sign language, it’s very handy.
  7. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Now we need an investigator.
  8. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands, literally.
  9. Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch. Also, bring an alpaca.
  10. I wrote a song about a tortilla! Well it’s more of a wrap. I’m finally a step closer to being Drake.
  11. Need an ark? I Noah guy.  
  12. What do you call a gator in a vest? An investigator. Now go solve that impasta case!
  13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  14. I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
  15. Aren’t these all so punny?

The next time you want to lighten someone’s mood, read them one of these. Make their frown turn upside down.

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Abigail N., Writer
Views:1Abigail N. is a 7th grader at Day Creek Intermediate School. She is excited to be a part of the Journalism staff this year! Some hobbies she enjoys outside of school are soccer, drawing and hanging out with her friends.
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